{"id":2346,"date":"2025-12-17T15:52:19","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T15:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=2346"},"modified":"2025-12-17T15:52:19","modified_gmt":"2025-12-17T15:52:19","slug":"midnight-call-confusion-that-will-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=2346","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMidnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,<\/p>\n

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\u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up.<\/p>\n

Curious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?\u201d<\/p>\n

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And his lovely wife replies,
\u201cSome woman asking if the coast is clear.\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0\"\ud83d\ude04\"<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said, \u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up. Curious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?\u201d And his lovely wife replies,\u201cSome woman asking if […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2347,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t