{"id":2689,"date":"2025-12-19T21:44:49","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T21:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=2689"},"modified":"2025-12-19T21:44:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T21:44:49","slug":"a-man-calls-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=2689","title":{"rendered":"A man calls his wife"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A man calls his wife and says, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don\u2019t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n

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The wife sensed something was off but, being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.<\/p>\n

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\u201cYes, I caught plenty\u2014lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,\u201d he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, \u201cBut why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201dThe wife smirked and said, \u201cOh, I did! They were in your fishing box.\u201d
\nA doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party, just trying to relax.<\/p>\n

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But every five minutes, someone interrupts the doctor:Can you look at this rash?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy back\u2019s been k.i.l.ling me\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDoes this mole look weird?\u201dAfter an hour of free check-ups, the doctor sighs and asks the lawyer:<\/p>\n

\u201cHow do you deal with people asking for free legal advice outside of work?\u201d<\/p>\n

The lawyer smirks:<\/p>\n

\u201cSimple. I give them advice\u2026 then I mail them a bill.\u201dThe doctor blinks.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re joking.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot even a little.\u201d<\/p>\n

Inspired (and mildly vengeful), the doctor decides to try it.<\/p>\n

The next day, he writes up bills for everyone who bugged him at the party.As he heads to the mailbox to send them off\u2026<\/p>\n

He finds something already waiting for him.<\/p>\n

A bill.<\/p>\n

From the lawyer.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n