{"id":4208,"date":"2026-01-10T19:13:16","date_gmt":"2026-01-10T19:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=4208"},"modified":"2026-01-10T19:13:16","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T19:13:16","slug":"best-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=4208","title":{"rendered":"Best funny story"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.<\/div>\n<\/header>\n
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\u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days,<\/p>\n

then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.<\/p>\n

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The next time I see you<\/p>\n

, you\u2019ll have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n

When the blonde returned,<\/p>\n

she shocked the doctor<\/p>\n

by losing nearly 20 pounds.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d<\/p>\n

the doctor said,<\/p>\n

\u201cDid you follow my instructions?<\/p>\n

\u201dThe blonde nodded\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll tell you though<\/p>\n

, I thought<\/p>\n

I was going to drop dead that 3rd day<\/p>\n

. \u201cFrom hunger,<\/p>\n

you mean?\u201d,<\/p>\n

asked the doctor.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, from skipping.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. \u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you , you\u2019ll have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201d When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4209,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t