A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, \u201cWe need some four-by-twos.\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk said, \u201cYou mean two-by-fours, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cI\u2019ll go check,\u201d and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, \u201cYeah, I meant two-by-fours.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAll right.<\/p>\n
How long do you need them?\u201d<\/p>\n
The customer paused for a minute and said, \u201cI\u2019d better go check.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, \u201cA long time.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re gonna build a house.\u201d<\/p>\n
A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, a blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, \u201cMr.<\/p>\n
you\u2019re losing part of your load\u201d. She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.<\/p>\n
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver\u2019s window, \u201cMr.<\/p>\n
you\u2019re losing part of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver\u2019s window, before she could say anything, the driver said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMA\u2019AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I\u2019M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK\u2026\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick. A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her. \u2018That\u2019s the way to do it,\u2019 he says.<\/p>\n
\u2018Big deal,\u2019 replies the blonde.<\/p>\n
\u2018You\u2019d never have got it unless I\u2019d tired it out first.\u2019<\/p>\n
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, \u201cYou know,it\u2019s blondes like that that give us a bad name!\u201d<\/p>\n
To this, the other blonde replies, \u201cI know it, and if I knew how to swim, I\u2019d go out there and drown her.\u201d<\/p>\n
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.<\/p>\n
First Blonde: \u201cI can\u2019t seem to get this door unlocked!\u201d<\/p>\n
Second Blonde: \u201cWell you better hurry up. It\u2019s starting to rain and the top is down!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, \u201cWe need some four-by-twos.\u201d The clerk said, \u201cYou mean two-by-fours, don\u2019t you?\u201d The man said, \u201cI\u2019ll go check,\u201d and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5453,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t