{"id":6431,"date":"2026-02-17T13:47:59","date_gmt":"2026-02-17T13:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=6431"},"modified":"2026-02-17T13:47:59","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T13:47:59","slug":"a-pregnant-woman-went-to-the-gynecologist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/?p=6431","title":{"rendered":"A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uncategorized admin \u00b7 February 16, 2026 \u00b7 Comments off<br \/>\nA pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, \u201cWell, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get hard.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked, \u201cYour melons get hard?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes\u201d quite innocently came her reply.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUndress so I can check\u201d replied the still amazed doc.<br \/>\nSo, she undressed, and he got down to the feeling and massaging, trying to reach an answer.<\/p>\n<p>After some considerable time, the doctor, still looked puzzled, said, \u201cWell madame, I don\u2019t know what you have, but it sure as hell is contagious!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uncategorized admin \u00b7 February 16, 2026 \u00b7 Comments off A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, \u201cWell, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get hard.\u201d Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked, \u201cYour melons get hard?\u201d \u201cYes\u201d quite innocently came her reply. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6432,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6433,"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6431\/revisions\/6433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badvibes.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}