A man brings some flowers home to his wife.<\/p>\n
She\u2019s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.<\/p>\n
Her husband confused looks down and goes, \u201cWhat\u2019s that for?\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife replies, \u201cFor the flowers of course.\u201d<\/p>\n
He thinks for a moment and asks, \u201cDon\u2019t we have a vase?\u201d<\/p>\n
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A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She\u2019s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, \u201cWhat\u2019s that for?\u201d His wife replies, \u201cFor the flowers of course.\u201d He thinks for a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7756,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t